LOL!!!!!

These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi.com.These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this bulletin...
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Hello To Viewers!
My Name is Sowmya,
I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...
when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards
Sowmya ~*~
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I want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework.
(What Homework?) (n y Orrisa only)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.

Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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i am simple girl. I have lot of problem in my life because of my lucknow i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot.
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I want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast.
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(Sure!Now I am loughing {laughing})
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is too like this he would be called the man of the lamp.
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
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I love my patner OK,i marriage the patner ok, i search my patner and I love the patner ok, thik hai the patner has a graduate.ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain me how to get married 'completely' ?)
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my name is farhan begum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation!)
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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good.i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)
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Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.
(Zebra..???)
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(I fell out from my seat after reading all of these!)
(i think I lost my knowledge in English, OK?!) hahahhahahaha ENJOY!

HS kagagahan Part 2!

Hey Friend!

A song i sing to help you realize, how much more i careThis lovely song that I've always fantasize, will tell you things that i can't dareThe heydays that we held hands, we're the happiest I've ever hadJust wish I could relive those moments, and bury those that makes me sadThe time came you had enough, tried my best to just laughBut whenever you turn your back, you never notice I stop my actEndless crying during nighttime, finding words that has rhymeWeeping and sobbing was all I did, tissues everywhere except the binWhat can I do? What to say?You don't deserve me anyway!I though I've found the first love I searched in tearsYet, i lost the bestfriend I had in years. . .

a new beginning (HS kagagahan!)

A New Beginning

Lovers are blinded by the power of their hearts They never see the real thing that once broke them apart I know cause once I felt that wayWhen the world is your enemy but your love still flows day by dayI’ve also had my lost But only your love hurts the mostMaybe because you’re different from them You’re not hard to be love and caredI have been blinded by the reality that you are never mineAnd that I can never turn back the time Though I promise myself to be steelBut my hearts bleeds, I can’t stop what I feelNow, I start again for a new beginning Finding reason for my own meaning Life is so beautiful to be treasuredParadise is so near now, I could almost taste it...I finally found peace within me as you read this poem When everything will be in it’s right place. Remember a girl who once fell in love with youBut bumped his head on a rock and realize life's worth and beauty free from you....